I like to tell really bad one-liner jokes, and one of my favorite categories is the "guy with no arms and no legs" variety.  I've written down the ones I knew and then I've culled some from various websites.  I know you'll laugh at some of these!

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a doorstep?
Matt

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
Art

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs stuffed in a mailbox?
Bill

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a lake?
Bob

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a lake being dragged behind a boat?
Skip

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a ditch?
Phil

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in your hot tub?
Stu

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on your grill?
Frank

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs going over a fence?
Homer

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs In your girlfriend's lingerie drawer?
Teddy

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs Who every one takes a dump on?
John

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who holds up your car?
Jack

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who's upside down in the end zone?
Spike

What do you call a guy with no arm and no legs in a coffee cup?
Joe

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a poker table?
Chip

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs nailed to your spice rack?
Herb

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a stage?
Mike

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs under a car?
Axel

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a bank?
Buck

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a piece of paper?
Mark

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a British restroom?
Lou

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a field of marijuana?
Bud

A girl with no arms and no legs, lying on a grill?
Patty

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on a beach?
Sandy

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs in your dishwasher?
Dawn

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs between two buildings?
Ali

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs hanging on a clothes line?
Peg

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs who is stuck on a fence?
Barb

What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen.

What do you call an Asian girl with one leg shorter than the other?
Irene.

What do you call a cow with one leg missing?
Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take it for a drag

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.

What does Snoop Dog use to do his laundry?
Ble-atch!

-- Matt Ranlett