I went to court Wednesday morning to finalize my divorce.  I showed up at 7:30 for an 8:45 appointment and didn't get to see the judge until 9:50.  Of course, once I got in front of the judge, I didn't have to do a thing - Deanna was sworn in, asked about 4 yes or no questions and we were done.  Took 3 minutes.

It was good while it lasted and it ended well.  We parted as friends.  In fact, when we were done getting divorced, I took her out to breakfast.  I think we'll be able to remain friends.

-- Matt Ranlett