My company just had it's annual holiday party, and this year I got the be the lucky guy who dropped a glass of red wine on his lap!  Lucky me!  Whoohoo!  Now, I'm not a heavy drinker by any means.  I have a strict limit of two drinks (and a lapful of red wine) when I'm out.  However, this time my drinks apparently wanted to wrestle the food for space on the table, and the food won by knockdown.

-- Matt Ranlett